Octopussy

When a bitch got a nasty pussy.

Durante don't fuck with her, that bitch got an octopussy.

by bvny November 8, 2020

The Octopuss

A dance move where you bend over with your ass in someone's face and do the twinkle fingers inbetween your legs.

I just performed the octopuss right in her face.

by Harry Dunne May 14, 2008

Octopuswai

When your pussy suddenly sprouts tentacles and starts to dine on the neighborhood alley cats

DOCTOR-oh my god what is wrong with your vagina!!!??
RESPONSE- Oh i ate some rancid fish and ranch dressing and i think it gave me a bad case of octopuswai

by Dildo SAM July 21, 2009

Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).

Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"

by ax about me December 24, 2010

octopus fingers

The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.

The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.

srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres

(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)

by katileka March 17, 2011

octopussian

Having the character of a large organization with many tentacles (lines of business, divisions, departments, etc.) that continuously shift shape, expand reach and stick its business into every nook and cranny.

Can you believe Guy said that our academic medical center was octopussian? It's not like we're General Electric.

by AndrewMcL October 10, 2013

octopus eating

Using both arms to eat, with four forks in each hand. Nobody has ever been known to do it. If you do, put it on youtube.

Octopus eating is so hard as to be almost impossible

by DodoDude700 July 9, 2014