Overwatch Competitive

When no one protects the fuckn payload and the russians wont stop screaming and when everything is cancer

overwatch competitive, goodluck winning........

by dr loserfruit June 5, 2018

mind over mattress

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.

On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.

by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015

Bring Over the Granite

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.

"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

by Genitalien July 3, 2020

Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevuem ugbemugbem osas

A name given to a man in africa who lives in Edosdit.

Person:What is your name?
Osas:My name na Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevuem ugbemugbem osas.
Person:What

by OneSovietSausage April 20, 2020

Oversized Cock Disorder

Oversized Cock Disorder (OCD for short) is a common mental health condition where a persons penis size is exponentially increased by up to 20x the average. Not to be confused with its predecessor Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Oversized Cock Disorder is extremely rare condition found in 1 in 69420 males.

Wardy Joubert III, a football diagnosed with ocd got a 28.3 increase measuring a whopping 144.33" this is the most severe case recorded to this day.

John: I've got OCD
Lucy: So you get anxious when things are out of order?
John: No... I have Oversized Cock Disorder

by Peak#7550 December 16, 2021

get over here

What Scorpion (Mortal Kombat Ninja) saids when shooting out a rope with a tipped Kunai at the end that impales itself in his victims allowing him to pull them closer to him for a free hit.

Scorpion-"Get over here" (shoots kunai)
Eg.Sub Zero-(pulled towards Scorpion)
Scorpion-(Upper cuts the shit out of Sub Zero)

by TheRealTricko June 19, 2006

Ovaries on the outside

When a women does something gutsy, or ballsy.

Damn Lois, someone is wearing their ovaries on the outside today.

by Chief Vash April 27, 2005