Young wannabe executives that dislike thier older co-workers, usually upper management. This dislike usually cloud ones vision and could end up in career suicide. Old man-O-phobia is usually deep rooted and stems from walking in on your grandparents having relations.
by Matt Profit September 1, 2008
Get the old man-O-phobe mug.The ability of old men to molest women by performing actions that would get younger men thrown in jail. But because old men "don't know better" women find it funny, cute and flattering and embrace it openly - likely because they know the man molesting them doesn't have a functioning penis.
Grandpa was clearly utilizing his Old Man Immunity when he was hitting on the waitress and grabbed her ass in jest.
by WindBoner February 8, 2012
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Describing a location, typically a lounge or steakhouse, reeking of wealth, lit by candles and a fireplace, furnished with large leather chairs and decorated with oil paintings of fox hunts.
My boss took me out to his private club for cigars and brandy, it was sweet, so very old man luscious.
by Johnny Homicide October 28, 2007
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Get the Old man feet pics mug.When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
Get the Old Man Crunch mug.(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...
(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".
Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.
Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.
Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
by HatesOldManFlipFlopping November 9, 2012
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"My Dad looks like he's on vacation 24/7."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
by panipilot April 30, 2015
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