Offended

A word used to tell the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.

Person: I feel offended by that!
Everyone else: Who gives a fuck? Candy ass bitch!

by Sneakypreacher May 16, 2022

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When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.

- You've offended me.
- You should have an attitude of learning and improve your life.

by Porkifiable January 22, 2025

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Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 09, 2021

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National Offend Someone day

21st may National offend someone day

Hey John, did you know it’s national offend someone day?

by LegitRikki May 20, 2021

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flex offender

flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.

don't be a flex offender

by flailyhaley June 22, 2025

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