Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

Hair putting in 2 weeks notice

When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.

He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.

by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021

short notice

When a person gives you absolutely no fucking time to arrange plans.

Jesus Richard it's a bit short notice isn't it, I can't make it tonight sorry.

by Nathan2495 January 18, 2017

Novi

Awesome, Nice, wonderful, friendly, and Cool.

Your so novi! (damn right)

by Anonymous March 30, 2005

Norick

(n.) a semi-famous person known for wearing shirts that have writing unfamiliar to them. i.e; "Turok" Are fairly reliable because they are often the only ones who have cars. Also have unnatural talent for video games regardless of gaming system.

(v.) to beat someone at anything that they pride themselves on being good at.

(n.) Person: What does that shirt mean?

Norick: I have no fucking idea. My name is Norick

(v.) I just got raped in Battlefront even though I've been playing since I was three. Holy shit!!! I've been Noricked

by Star of the Rings 62 September 7, 2010

Notice:

1. Just a word used on a sign to attract attention.

2. A word used to tell someone to take into consideration because of importance.

1. Notice: This sign serves no meaning. It was just a test to see if you would pay attention to this sign because it had "Notice:" in it. It worked.

2. Notice: Any trespassers will be shot.

by Tomeroni10 April 7, 2011

Noice

A term expressing that one is impressed or amused by an observed action. Usually relating to a well-played joke, comeback or game.

I just scored two tickets to the ATTWS show!
Noice!

by Drubaru February 12, 2015