not in the system

when a group of associates are chatting about a fellow worker thats not hip to whats going on.

bill is so out of it, he's really not in the system

by freddytoledo July 11, 2010

Not on the hip

When one doesn't have something available or on hand for immediate use or distribution

Matt: Hey Jimmy, do you have that video of me dogging that chick from a few weeks ago? I'm trying to show my boys right now.

Jimmy: Nah, not on the hip sorry brotha

by HugeBeast69 May 6, 2021

not by the hair on my chiny chin chin

a famous line from "The Three Little Pigs". also refers in code to a certain female teacher that has more man-hair than most boys in puberty.

Person A: (says) not by the hair on my chiny chin chin
Person A: (begins to rub chin)
Persons B&C: (begin to laugh)

by numanuma324 April 6, 2005

not quite the same

Completely different.

Often said with nostalgia.

You know, Star Wars is not quite the same without Muppet Yoda.

The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn't quite the same as the kickass show I watched as a kid.

by Lady Chevalier June 16, 2005

Im not in the mood

Being unavailable for anything.

Im not in the mood for eat right now

by ElRepetidorQueSeSientaAlFondo December 12, 2014

Not In The Cards

When something is truly lacking potential of occurring. It cannot be done because it simply is not in the cards.

Pistol: "hey lets go spend money on some scratch offs"

Torque: "nah, that simply is not in the cards"

Pistol: "well maybe we should invite the Yak and Ratchy Rachel over?"

Torque: "that is not in the cards young sir."

by PistolPeteySieges January 1, 2014

Please do not eat the weeds

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.

Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds

by Nion_YT May 8, 2022