nookie cookie

This is the true version.
A group of guys sit around a cookie, (preferably large cookie) and they all jack off on the cookie. The last one to jizz on the cookie has to eat it.

Nookie Cookie is a good game for the premature ejaculators.

by Hiawatha October 25, 2006

Nookem

A person who tends to enjoy snuggletime, wappyland and tisses. They may also be referred to as "nookemhead".

These people are in fact THE best in the world and rival anyone at anything.

It is very hard to become a "nookem", as only 2 people in the universe share this title.

"oh nookem, but i does wuv you... HEAPS!"

"you is the bestest nookem in all of the land"

by nookemhead June 11, 2009

Nooker

An adult Chinook Salmon caught in fresh water. Often combined with the type of Chinook IE Blackmouth Nooker, Not to be confused with a free hooker which is also a Nooker. Together these may create awkward conversations. See Example

Son: Hey Mom, Joe and I went down to the river and busted out 3 Nookers and one was a blackmouth.
Mom: You did what?

by JumpinJim1566 October 26, 2011

nookus

The nook in your woman's tuckus where your junk rests while you spoon.

Rolling over to spoon my wife, I made sure to place my junk in her nookus so I would be comfortable.

by abhorrentbanana June 10, 2010

nookie wookie

wookies during mating season

Hey Han, I think Chewie is a nookie wookie cause he just raped R2's eye socket

by noahthemok March 31, 2011

blood nookie

When a vampire stages a date as an excuse for a quick meal with an often slutty girl.

Mitchell is off getting some blood nookie.

by Cash 4 Emmett March 23, 2009

oriental nookie

Chink or gook pussy. Usually very tight and trim. Tasty as well!

Woody Allen sure likes young oriental nookie.

by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 6, 2010