When the comments written by the audience or readers are more interesting or humorous than the actual source itself, the only reason you remain in / return to the source is because it has a 'Comment Buzz'. This can be applied to almost any social networking site where viewers can express opinions such as youtube, facebook, twitter, etc.
1) Tim: Dude, you're watching Friday by Rebecca Black? What are you, like 12?
James: Man, chill, sometimes I come for the comment buzz.
Tim: Yeah, sure.
2) Wayne: Check out Alana's hot bikini selfie on Facebook.
Chad: .. Found it. It's not that hot. You can't really see her boobs.
Wayne: Scroll down and check out the comment buzz! There's an argument between her ex, her sister and her new boyfriend. I think her ex is threatening to release her nudes!
Chad: No way!
3) "I'm reading this story online that's pretty lame. Only reason I keep reading is because of the hilarious comment buzz on one of the ships."
James: Man, chill, sometimes I come for the comment buzz.
Tim: Yeah, sure.
2) Wayne: Check out Alana's hot bikini selfie on Facebook.
Chad: .. Found it. It's not that hot. You can't really see her boobs.
Wayne: Scroll down and check out the comment buzz! There's an argument between her ex, her sister and her new boyfriend. I think her ex is threatening to release her nudes!
Chad: No way!
3) "I'm reading this story online that's pretty lame. Only reason I keep reading is because of the hilarious comment buzz on one of the ships."
by Mang0Luver December 28, 2014
Get the Comment Buzzmug. Emoji version of "/s" but with an added malicious intent. When you want to say something sarcastically but are also using the sentence to make a pointed remark that you don't want to be mistranslated into an actual compliment.
"So much talent all in one tiktok! 🤥"
"Definitely not doing this for cheap views 🤥"
"I'm laughing so hard right now! 🤥"
Format: "comment 🤥"
"Definitely not doing this for cheap views 🤥"
"I'm laughing so hard right now! 🤥"
Format: "comment 🤥"
by Engnineere March 16, 2021
Get the [comment] 🤥mug. Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.
BEFORE Comment Clucking:
MATTY: You look well pretty!
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
MATTY: No.
GEORGE: Yes.
AFTER Comment Clucking:
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
GEORGE: Yes.
MATTY: You look well pretty!
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
MATTY: No.
GEORGE: Yes.
AFTER Comment Clucking:
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
GEORGE: Yes.
by Loremipsumdolorsitamet November 26, 2010
Get the Comment Cluckingmug. A phrase seen at the bottom of videos to indicate that whoever created the video has truly fucked up.
Exceptions to this are if they were protesting the structural changes that happened to youtube in the past in which users were required to have a google+ account to post comments or if they were tired of people spamming their comments section with spam links.
Exceptions to this are if they were protesting the structural changes that happened to youtube in the past in which users were required to have a google+ account to post comments or if they were tired of people spamming their comments section with spam links.
by Farisvir_22 September 23, 2019
Get the Comments disabledmug. A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.
by beatboxbill September 12, 2021
Get the Couch Commentatormug. when you're on facebook...and some hyperactive facebook user is commenting back to back before you can finish your own frickin comment
status: yea this movie is crazyy :)
friend: what movie
(you begin to type...paranormal act...)
friend (double commenting): duuuude did you see the new winnie the pooh movie??? its frickin awesome!!
you: winnie the pooh??
friend: you have toooo!!
(you try to respond... im not really into winn...)
friend (double commenting again): i saw it with my mom last nighhht!!! then we went for icecream tooo!! mom is great :D
(you silently -__-)
friend: what movie
(you begin to type...paranormal act...)
friend (double commenting): duuuude did you see the new winnie the pooh movie??? its frickin awesome!!
you: winnie the pooh??
friend: you have toooo!!
(you try to respond... im not really into winn...)
friend (double commenting again): i saw it with my mom last nighhht!!! then we went for icecream tooo!! mom is great :D
(you silently -__-)
by ninaskye August 21, 2011
Get the double commentmug. congratulating and honoring someone delivering a piece of critical information, usually by a 3rd party member in the conversation or one who had not been participating in it beforehand.
A. "Is Terry having another cookout today at his dad's house?"
B. "I dont think so he told me the grill is missing again"
C. "Actually, I talked to him earlier and he said he found it outside the garage"
A+B. "Huge Comment"
variants;
Huge Com, Gargan Com, CollasaCom
B. "I dont think so he told me the grill is missing again"
C. "Actually, I talked to him earlier and he said he found it outside the garage"
A+B. "Huge Comment"
variants;
Huge Com, Gargan Com, CollasaCom
by Jstark June 21, 2007
Get the Huge Commentmug.