red necks

People that live in particularly dry states who also vote Repulican.

Arizona is Pro-Republican! (Arizona is dry, therefore it is a habitat for red necks, therefore Arizona votes Republican)

by RyanTheRuler March 25, 2009

your own special needs brother

having a weakness that you know makes your life miserable but you still do it because you have zero self-discipline.
however, it can always be argued that you just don't know better because you're like your own little special needs brother

dude: "i cheated on my girlfriend last night with that hot blonde. if she finds out she'll be bitchin' all week."
other dude: "just blame it on your own special needs brother."

by akronym87 April 27, 2008

inattentive to the road's needs

The official reason the chicken crossed the road.

After years of intense psychotherapy, the road's psychoanalyst penned his conclusive diagnosis "the chicken unknowingly committed a grave error, transitting from its permitted location to an unsanctioned area, pathologically and permanently violating the delicate psyche of the highly sensitized patient, because it was perceived as an inconsiderate act and extremely inattentive to the Road's needs. Alas, the patient is destined to be similarly crossed by many, if not most, of those it may expect to encounter in the future."

by texlex61 January 30, 2009

Neeko

the completely wrong way to spell the name "Nico"

Girl 1: OHMYGOSH! Did you just see that sexy man?
Girl 2: Wait, who?
Girl 1: Neeko!! He just walked in front of us!
Girl 2: Ohh you mean Nico?... Yeah, I saw him. He is pretty sexy.

by Megalinda April 21, 2010

social needs

Their social needs are being met when the person is developing their communcation skills and are interacting with others. This is one of Maslows steps on his ladder of human needs.

His social needs were met when he was very young in school.

Reference: {Maslow's hierarchy}

by Kara Doss May 8, 2008

neek

A word used predominantly by Chavs to describe anyone with an ounce of brain or generally anyone who doesn’t listen to shitty monotonous R&B, wear a huge hoody and txt the guy standing nearest to him with his stolen Nokia phone.

Generally a neek is someone who has had some academic success, told a joke that needs a certain amount of intellect to understand or expressed a dislike to Rap / R&B / Garage.

A neek is someone who will grow up and go on to be successful, while the “cool” kids find out that their street cred and their stolen phones don’t mean shit to anybody in the real world.

Chav: Your such a neek
Neek: *I’m going to move away now, the smell of cigarettes and saliva is repulsing me*

by the man with the golden touch April 29, 2005

needs-child

n. A bit of a mong

Stop behaving like a needs-child

by M February 9, 2004