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narticle

A news article that, upon reading, leaves the reader no more informed than before they read it.
That editorial on brutalist architecture was a complete narticle, to the extent that I feel less smart after having read it.
by TJacobs July 23, 2019
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Neatbics

Beatnicks who now work or worked corporate, have totally lost the plot and are only focused on themselves, a bubble 401k portfolio and playing DMB "Under the Table and Dreaming" whilst driving down Sunset to the Pal8sades, in a convertible whatever$.
Check out those faux jen and berries...Yeah the neatbics sold out....You think it was the bad acid at Woodstock...Nah, there are 2oo fricken many of them. No way they could all been there! Yah, gotta be something elses!
by elizbay December 9, 2019
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narthan

his onion is so bad dont listen to him
EWWW NARTHAN
by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020
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NearChannel2576

I person who likes to make fun of people who play Fortnite and people who use UwU and OwO. I agree with NearChannel2576! A cool man that plays Minecraft bedrock and knows a shit ton of commands!
Well I hate Fortnite so you will like NearChannel2576!
by SteamLinuxUserGang January 11, 2021
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NearChannel

If you call someone a NearChannel that means they hate Fortnite and don't like OwO and UwU. Also if you are a NearChannel you know how to make good commands in Minecraft Bedrock. Also can mean you are Near a body of water.
WOW damn my friend is a "NearChannel" Since he is so good at Minecraft Bedrock commands!
by SteamLinuxUserGang January 11, 2021
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near1ver

One of the best people ever! near1ver deserves nothing but love and attention, and you should definitely worship them. They are the coolest people ever and if you don't like them then you're automatically a loser and I hope you choke on a chicken nugget <3. near1ver is so stunning, funny, nice, kind, amazing in general and everything you want in a friend!! they're so strong and brave and its amazing and inspiring. Now that you've heard all that you HAVE to stan and love them forever :)
"hey did you hear about that near1ver chick? they're the best friend anybody could ever ask for."
by ryukissoseggsylol May 21, 2021
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Near death sexperience

A near death experience while having sex, possibly leading to a sex injury.
We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.
by Orik T. Viking December 7, 2021
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