numptie

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

by fgf November 14, 2003

Numpt

As a verb: To screw up completely and/or hilariously.
As a noun: A complete failure, referring to a person.

"Alright, I need to take care of this paper before Darius numpts it (up)."
or
"I already know the button inputs, you numpt."

by Darius Oak September 30, 2016

numty

numty is another term for idiot or stupid. someone without sense, or just a straight up fucking retard

"Oh god dammit steve, you took a shit on my coat again?! Fucking numty"

by NineMonthMedia March 27, 2009

numptyesque

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty

Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.

by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008

Numptee

An insult for somone who doesnt have a clue. Or people who seem to be spaced out/tripping/sketching

Oh you numptee

by Big L March 7, 2004

Numptyfoot

adj., v. To walk around wearing one shoe and sock, while the other foot is bare; also Numptyfooted, Numptyfooting

Brian kicked off a shoe, and spent the afternoon numptyfooting on the lawn.

by Brian August 2, 2004

Numpti

No Understanding, Mainly Pertaining To Ineptitude.

Commonly used to describe IT departments as in 'they're a bunch of Numpties'

by Slimeburger June 22, 2008