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The greatest moot ever. She funny and kind and deserves more love
by Kaiana September 9, 2021
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four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.
Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.
by kittythecatty July 14, 2019
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law school mistress

Practice mistress you use during law school so that if your wife finds out you have nothing to lose as opposed to the real world mistress that you get once you are out of law school and making big money.

The law school mistress doesn't necessarily have to be up to your standards due to the fact that it is temporary and only practice for the real thing.
Bryan: "Help me pick out a law school mistress."
Sean: "Don't worry if you don't pick well, it's only practice."
by Blam684 November 3, 2009
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mastrait

1) To flagellate ones genitals 2) to masturbate in a rape like fashion 3) to attack ones own penis/vigina in a personal act of selflove; also spelled Mastrate in certain circles

originated in a PowerQuee song titled: Beatin it Off in a Darken Room
that N-Word Jim nearly lost his dong mastraiting under the pull out couch; Joey's a heavy Mastraitor when ever his sister comes into town; in my coven we mastrait to PowerQuee Lyrics while Jeff the high exalted one shoots his load over us like in that movie: American Pie Naked Mile; that gutter tripe Liz was arrested for public mastraition in the park last week!
by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010
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Mistress

A girl on the side, usually a married guys girl on the side.
Having a girl on the side means a guy has 2 girls. A guy who has none has no mistress.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
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Mastration

that sweaty odor released from the palm of men's hands when browsing porn.
He rifled through the many porn pages with the thick fragrance of mastration filling the air, it would not be long before his boss caught a whiff of it.
by snuffboxfilms June 29, 2007
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mistrogamer

Noone really knows what a mistrogamer is, or I don't.
It was advertised on jobseek several times. I think it is probably code for sex slave seeing as sewing skills are a plus for 7 dollars an hour.
Job Title: Mistrogamer
Description: Mistrogramer needed for company in Beaumont ASAP! Must have neat organizational skills and sewing skills are a plus. Hours are Monday - Friday 8a.m. to 3 or 4 p.m. and some Saturdays paying $7.00 per hour. Please come by our office and apply at 3450 Eastex Freeway Beaumont, Texas 77703 at 1:45p.m. Monday - Friday with two valid forms of I.D.
Category: General

Note: You must have a Jobseek Applicant Profile with resume and be logged in to apply for jobs. If you do not have a Jobseek Applicant Profile, please click "Create Profile" to do so.
by dewwoper June 29, 2006
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