washington mutual 

a bank that lies about free checking.

don't go to washington mutual. they charge you five bucks whenever you cash checks.

washington mutual by bobertdude March 3, 2009

Nutual (nut mutual) 

when the urge or want to NUT someone is mutual

yeah I though it was one sided but apparently the feeling was nutual (nut mutual) . I'm so in love.

Nutual (nut mutual) by sstelladoc March 15, 2018

exclusively mutual 

when two events can occur only in conjunction with one another, i.e. neither one can occur without the other

Legend has it that being a tree-hugger and being a hippie are exclusively mutual.

Liberal: "Being homophobic and having repressed homosexual desires are exclusively mutual."
Conservative: "Hah, that's a good one."
Liberal: "Remember that recurring dream you told me about?"
Conservative: "...fuck"

Tim: "I wanna hook up with Kim, but Stacy's my girlfriend"
John: "I don't understand...those are exclusively mutual aren't they?"
Tim: "Whaaa..?"
John: "If you break up with Stacy, Kim will be pissed cuz they're good friends. a.k.a. no Kim for you. On the other hand, if you don't hook up with Kim, Stacy will get bored of your drama-lacking relationship and eventually dump you. And then Kim will think you're a loser, and again no Kim for you.
Tim: You are a genius. I'll be right back

exclusively mutual by javaman199 July 13, 2013

Virtual mutual masterbation 

Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.

John is into virtual mutual masterbation.

Virtual mutual masterbation by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010

Mors Mutual Insurance 

Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"

Guy 1: Bro i had to call Mors Mutual Insurance again

Guy 2: Let me guess Oppressor?

Guy 1: yeah

Mors Mutual Insurance by ShittyWriter69 August 6, 2021

Mors Mutual Insurance 

The thing you call after flying motorbikes hit the shoot button

Guy 1:Man Mors Mutual Insurance is so helpful, just got my car back
Guy 2: Yeah i used it 3 minutes ago
Oppressor kid: now you gonna use it again!
boom

Mors Mutual Insurance by ShittyWriter69 August 17, 2021

stay mutual 

Keep in contact...

Always communicating with another person while performing a task.

"I'm walking towards you, stay mutual so I can see where you at."

stay mutual by shegoesbyher October 22, 2019