Management that is ineffective, especially when they are attempting to look like they are by doing a lot of running around and using business power words that are often used out of context. Coined due to the similarity to Jim Henson's Muppets. They move their mouths and flail around a bit, but accomplish little to nothing in the end.
Mr. Thompson: I just don't get it, Mr. Arlington really seems to be on top of things, but we still are not making any profit in his devision.
Mr Jones: *Laughs* Really? Well I have been told by some of his people that he is nothing more than Muppet Management.
Mr Jones: *Laughs* Really? Well I have been told by some of his people that he is nothing more than Muppet Management.
by Chris Hitchcock January 20, 2008
A person with unoriginal ideas, seemingly willing for anyone to stick a hand up their ass and make them their puppet. Ass Muppet.
"Bobby won't make up his mind, he's being an ass muppet."
"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."
"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."
by kermy d fiend May 18, 2004
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by SnoogumsBoogums November 25, 2011
when u r in the 69 position right before u blow ur load. grab her behind the head and force it all the way down and ram your fist in her cooch at the same time hence the angry muppet. also works on the ass hole too
Damn Kieth i almost got my shit bit off cause i forgot to grab her head when i pulled the angry muppet on her last night...
by Trinity Murray April 19, 2007
When a woman's outer labia come together to cover her inner labia, and resembles the mouth of a muppet.
by Diddles Crew March 22, 2007