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Fat Bitch Munchies 

The starving feeling a person gets a few hours after dinner and just before bed.
Kate: *looks at clock, 11pm* "wow, I am so hungry" *goes to kitchen*
Sophie: *Eating food*

Kate: "You got Fat Bitch Munchies too?"
Sophie: "Yes"

*both eats anything edible from both fridge and cupboard"

munching box 

It was one giant orgy went matt was munching box on the couch
munching box by K-griff January 24, 2009

Rug Muncher 

This phrase can be used to mean a number of different things:
1. A totally unacceptable way of referring to a person with a learning disability; see also window licker.
2. A somewhat disparaging way of referring to someone whose behaviour can vary from eccentric to clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
3. A totally appropriate way of referring to someone, a small child or an adult with the mental capacity of a small child, such as a female suffering from acute princess syndrome, who is prone to temper tantrums, and will throw themselves to the ground and bite the carpet.
4. Possibly the best known and most humorously appropriate, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also known as muff diving. Incidentally, many lesbians refer to rug munching as “ling” (from cunnilingus) although ling is also a large, rather smelly fish, says it all really.
1. It is unacceptable to call a person with a learning disability a 'rug muncher'.
2. Malcolm is acting stranger and stranger, he always was a bit weird but he’s turning into a right rug muncher.
3. What a thoroughly nasty little brat, screaming because she can’t get her own way! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
4. Look at those two dykes groping each other in public! Get a room you rug munchers!
Rug Muncher by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016

slut muncher 

Someone who enjoys eating filthy, slutty twat.
Fuck man, you probably wouldn't have that sick rash all over your face if you weren't such a slut muncher.
slut muncher by Phil Korn April 15, 2006

Muff muncher 

Commonly known as a lesbian, who eats muff.
''Mom, Dad, Im a muff muncher.''
''A what?''
''A lesbian''
''Oh....ok.''

drunken munchies 

the desire to eat that comes when drunk.
"I'm so hungry from all this drinking."

"you've got the drunken munchies"

drunken munchies by gryphon84 March 31, 2008