mono

It's also Spanish for 'monkey'. The female is 'mona'.

Mira ese tipo, Se parece un jodio mono

by El Lobito Triste June 15, 2005

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

by Ravensky December 14, 2005

monocules

mono (single) + molecules = stray molecules. Means a tiny amount of something.

This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!

Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.

The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.

by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

monobrow

Someone with only one eyebrow which covers both eyes.

This is not to be confused with Unibrow, as that is the actual eyebrow.

The source of the monobrow's uglyness could be traced back to the thick unibrow covering both of his eyes.

by Matt June 15, 2003

Monodactyl

cocky big mouthed tosser that thinks they are superior to everyone else.When in fact they are just pedantic wankers.

That arse on BC

by guess September 8, 2003

monocles

A refreshing alchohlic beverage consisting of the following:
2 parts vodka
1 part tonic
1 part triple sec

"arrgh, where be me monocles?"

by Jay Whalen July 26, 2006

mogno

Mogno is what is often typed, accidently of course, when looking for the definition of "mongo"

Morven-"Look at Emma, she typed Mogno instead of Mongo, what a tit."
Emma-"Shut up."

by Emma!&Morvy! September 20, 2006