Hannah Montana

Just another damned clone produced by Bell Labs under contract to Disney. When she is all-used-up, they'll produce more to unleash on the public.

"Hannah Montana. Proof you can come from nowhere and bring it with you. Also, few adults know or even care that her last name is spelled with only two "n's", not three."

by Carl J. Maltese February 16, 2008

Montarded

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.

Mitch is seriously montarded.

by chad2009 February 9, 2009

Montana Therapy

Here's the gun, there's the barn. Hope things work out.

Dude: Man, my wife left me, I lost my job, and I'm lookin at 25 years. Time for some Montana Therapy.

by Up Yours Society March 21, 2009

Montana Ranch Cow Pie

When a man is having sex or getting blown, and a cow then proceeds to defecate on both member's chests.

"Man, I heard you got a Montana Ranch Cow Pie, last night on he cow farm, did you get rid of the smell?"

by Jew-Pac Girly-Man April 29, 2009

Montana Butt Floss

A pair of tidy whities, stretched up and over the shoulders, arms coming out where the legs usually go.

Dumbass, wtf with the montana butt floss?!? Are you trying to figure out the ultimate wedgie? Or did you just have a bongload of salvia?

by ratstalker March 29, 2013

Montana Flyfishing

The act of taking a running start and jumping fist-first into a woman's vagina, and then proceeding to crawl inside of her and take control of her movements

I wanted to see what it was like to be a woman, so I tried Montana Flyfishing.

by Doc McStuffItIn March 28, 2016

Mongeausplain

When you extremely over exaggerate something.

Person 1: He tried to KILL ME, he tried to CHOKE ME and BEAT ME and he called me a NIGGER FAGGOT.
Person 2: He hugged you and said hello.
Person 3: Don't worry man, he's just Mongeausplaining

by CuckFuckingNigger January 27, 2017