Crippled Midget

When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function
I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500
by Vann June 10, 2006
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Asda midget

The token midget at every Asda store. They are employed not only to pacify the Equal Opportunities brigade but also because they're really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.
Dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?

That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009
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A midget away

When you're sitting about 4 feet from another person.
This bar is so noisy that I can barely hear you, and you're only a midget away from me! Geesh!
by Angie6184 April 20, 2007
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midget's cave

A vagina that is so loose you could fit a midget in it.
that bitch had the stinkiest midget's cave
by married to that crazy bitch April 20, 2009
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Midget meter

by Flynn b November 17, 2022
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Mud Midget

After having anal sex and ejaculating inside the anal cavity, the mixture of semen and faecal matter in combination with a limp penis.
I had a mud midget after having anal sex with my girlfriend.
by Shirtman22 February 19, 2020
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Midget Stripper

A job for the vertically challenged. Usually found at “business” conferences in New Orleans.
Hey Jeremy I’m only 3ft tall and I come with my own portable suitcase, can I be a midget stripper please?
by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020
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