midge

a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.

I love that young MIDGE, dont you? isnt he so nice and friendly, like a badger before it becomes enraged and bloodthirsty.

by jon213 January 22, 2004

Midget

Pocket sized people for travel convience.

Please check your midget at the desk.

by vegthewalrus December 18, 2004

midget fucking time

Time to head to the bar for excessive drinking.

Dude, It's midget fucking time!

by Drunk and Happy April 6, 2007

midget house

A mobile home or trailer.

My cousin lives in the midget house at the edge of the trailer park...but it's a double wide.

by tbonejones July 21, 2007

midget rage

The anger midgets experience.

Joey Jordison has fits of midget rage.

by abbazabbadabbadooey October 30, 2010

punching the midget

a form of hardcore dancing in which you spread your legs shoulder width apart and punch downward, as if a midget angered you and you have to punch him in the face several times

Sid: instead of 2-stepping to the breakdown try punching the midget

by p0pt@rt April 30, 2009

midget digit

noun: a very small penis. Often used as a general putdown for males who actually have normal or even large peckers.

ed: hey dude, i heard you need tweezers to jack off.
fred: yeah, that girl you tried to screw last week told all her friends she needed a magnifying glass just to see if you were hard!
ted: and so, you have been revealed as the possessor of a midget digit!!
ned: damn! oh well, good thing my tongue is as long as my arm!!

by earpuller October 1, 2005