MitzeSlam

Derived from the forgotten ancient greek word, Mitzeious Slamieous. It comes from the ancient story of Oedipus where he bodyslammed his own mother

"Holy shit, that wisguy MitzeSlammed his mother!"

"Enough with the Mitzeslamming!"

by GeorgeFloydLover69 June 25, 2025

Mitzvah Tail

When a person tucks in their shirt and one or multiple tzitzit strings are accidentally hanging out directly down the buttcrack area

Chaim was walking around with a mitzvah tail and he didn't notice

by BennBrack November 3, 2025

Bar Mitzvah

Jewish celebration

Went to Don's Bar Mitzvah.

by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018

Bear mitzvah

An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.

The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.

by BTiphoon June 23, 2022

double mitzvah

sex on Shabbat

Babe, nobody's home and it's a Friday night, wanna do a double mitzvah?

by who_even_is_jesus July 3, 2022

Bed Mitzvah

A college bed party so elaborate that it feels like a Bat Mitzvah in scope and expense.

Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.

by Zombie in the Machine September 6, 2022

Shpritzy mitzy

A colloquial term, loosely derived from Hebrew and Yiddish, used to describe a splash pad or water play area for young children—typically found in urban parks. Shpritzy mitzy offer a fun, inclusive water experience for kids of all ages, including those who can't swim. Unlike traditional pools, they require minimal space and infrastructure, making them perfect for smaller city parks.

Noa loved the Shpritzy mitzy at the park today.

by hadar40 June 17, 2025