sessy messy

the act of calling a mexican sexy, with a lisp.

trying to make the phrase seem sexier.
sexy mexi?
no, sessy messy.
by indieryn June 03, 2010
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Lionel Messi

An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.

Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?

Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.

Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
by LouisVanSlay December 14, 2022
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messy relationship

What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.
"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."

she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better
by ginnylols March 20, 2023
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Messy Slag

A woman that is particularly ugly and also "gets around" or is very promiscuous. Or simply one ugly bitch that takes all the dick.
OMG, you seen that messy slag over there, shes got 4 dicks in her mang!
by Raydome November 25, 2008
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messy chopsticks

After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.
My girl gave me and my buddy messy chopsticks last night.
by Assmaster Supreme April 27, 2018
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Beardless Messi

Beardless Messi is the best footballer
by Ayushmaan May 11, 2021
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Messy tits

Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.
After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!

That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!
by steeldoesntfeel December 26, 2016
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