merlin122

A tool who has been told by the media that certain music is bad because the vocalist of a band actually sings. I wasn't aware that singing made a band 'emo'.

Merlin122: I am far too hardcore to listen to Mae because they have talent.

by Anonymous March 31, 2005

meriki

This is some one who is beautiful and amazing and is very funny with everything she does she can't stop smiling she has to make everybody around her happy ah is the most sweetest and most kid girl you will ever meet

Meriki is such a nice girl

by Tristan115 June 22, 2015

Merlijn

Someone who is neither fit or cool enough to attend public events such as the Dutch Design Week.

Bro 1: Yo u wanna go to DDW
Bro 2: Yeah man but lets not bring the Merlijn of the group, she's a total donker
Bro 1: woah bro u spittin' real facts

by MaximusSupremus October 22, 2019

Merlin

someone or something that is adorable, but specifically in the way that really old things are, which is why it is named for the famously old wizard Merlin. Can also be abbreviated to "Merls".

Friend: "my grandpa called last night to say how sad he is that Hillary Clinton won't be President. He said all he wanted was a female president in his lifetime and he's afraid he missed his only chance."
Me: "What a Merlin! My grandpa just spouts racist shit while farting."

"That puppy over there is giving us the puppy eyes, what a little Merls."

by idontknowwhyimdoingthis May 4, 2017

merlin122

tavels the universe beating the cosmic africans at round ball.

drip drip drip, i'mma piss on you

by lord baltimore January 29, 2005

Merlin

South Indian slang for a woman that frequents auto rickshaw stands and has familiar relations with the auto rickshaw drivers. In many cases a"merlin" is one who is so filthy that she has been shunned from any contact with anyone, besides societies lowest. Often associated with sexually transmtted infections such as HIV, or Hepatitis.

I would never touch her, she is such a scabies ridden Merlin.

by h.manscare December 31, 2011

Merlin

Merlin is a fat ass name most of the time people with the name merlin are Hispanic fat assholes that always screams like a girl with down syndrome on a whole new level. Merlin is really fucking annoying so if you ever see or know a Merlin tell her she is nother and a useless piece of that that always over reacts and want's attention.

(Kids playing soccer)
Kid: Hey pass pass pass!!
Merlin: nah fuck you bitch (btw Merlins are fat and cant run)
Merlin: pushed kid on field (Merlin screams like a juiced up meth head and laughs like a devil also sings like a semi truck using its horn)
Kid: trys to hit her
Merlin: Uses her fat ass to crush a kid and when she walks a mini earthquake starts.

by ShrekAteMyKidz on xbox February 11, 2020