Merked

Means ugly,nasty, disgusting,

Charlie: Eww look its Chayton.

Nick: Wtf hes so fuckin Merked

by 12345 November 22, 2016

Angela Merkel

a little fucking bitch who thinks the citizens should act more like the immigrants

Angela Merkel

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark May 29, 2020

Mercenary

Police serving corporate financial and personal interest of the 1%, inventing crimes and reasons to falsely arrest and/or kill members of the 99%

Without the dedication of a mercenary Corrections Corporation of America would not be able to continue making record breaking billion dollar profits each year.

by AnEthicalSlu7 December 4, 2014

Jaded Mercenary

1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.

1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary

by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005

Merked

Really really high, to the point of being incapable of interacting with people and most likely interacting with other entities like plants, emotions, and gods.

Jimmy Brungus is merked right now. He just rode his bike to the beach, drank a gallon of organic orange juice and buried himself in sand while saying prayers to mother ocean.

by Orcinus317 May 10, 2014

merking

to drive quickly; to drive away from a sketchy situation

"shit, that car was merking down the road"

"the cops tried to stop him so he merked the fuck outta there"

by jimi dean breakfast sauages December 9, 2008

Merkin

A pubic wig for those of the female persuasion.

Belinda, having undergone chemotherapy for the past couple months, resorted to wearing a merkin.

by Huh? December 4, 2003