The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.
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Get the scab merchant mug.A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.
fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?
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Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired
Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired
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BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.
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