ass mechanic

(N) A proctologist; a doctor that specializes in disorders of the anus, rectum, male prostate gland and lower gastrointestinal tract.

When the ass mechanic stuck his finger in Bob's poop chute, he moaned another doctor's name. He's been regretting it ever since!

by Grue December 30, 2003

melcher

Its a noun, a verb, adjective, and adverb, its almost as versatile as fuck and twice as negative

Man you melched that up pretty bad.
I beat the melcher outta this guy last night, i think i improved his life.

by Livin In Iraq January 9, 2010

mechanic

1. A person who fixes things, esp. cars, planes and bicycles.
2. A cliched term for an "assassin" in movies that has no equivalent in the real world.

SKIP: Hey Joe, I hear you're a mechanic. Could you please kill my neighbor's cat?

JOE: What?! I fix cars, ya moron! What do you think this is, a Michael Bay movie?

by Evil Paul December 28, 2010

mechanical animals

An 'okay' album by Marilyn Manson produced in 1998.

I just bought Mechanical Animals the other day, and it fuckin rocked!

by HappySunshineGumdropLand August 16, 2004

mechanically seperated chicken

The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C).

WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!!

by ju7j65y6j56y546hbigbertha June 11, 2006

Mecha Peni

A very large, ribbed metal penis. It isn't attached to a person but yet has a mind of its own. It enjoys penetration of all sorts.

A dark shadow fell across the land, and everyone knew that the mecha peni had arrived.

by Sexxxx January 27, 2007

Mechanicsville

Mechanicsville, Va, 10 minutes out of Richmond. Need drugs? They're here, need a whore? They're..that describes Mechanicsville, boring place, called the ville as well

Yo I'm from the fan, where you from?
Well, i grew up in the ville

by flic September 18, 2004