meaty sleeping aid

penis. Sex is followed by sleep, hence giving a meaty sleeping aid.

(my girl had trouble sleeping last night, so I gave her a meaty sleeping aid)

by hornswaggler June 9, 2009

Meatloaf Cupcake

A delicious mini meatloaf snuggly nestled in a cupcake tin, with creamy mashed potatoes piped on top for frosting. Your whole family will love it.

We're going to surprise that vegetarian Amy for her birthday by making some meatloaf cupcakes.

by visarts September 8, 2013

meaty clackers

Another words for a mans testicles

Drew: I don't think you can handle my meaty clackers

Haley: You'd be surprised what I can handle

by Scoeboy May 3, 2016

Meaty Bite Growl

When your having a shit and stop mid push to let your dog chew it out your arse while you masturbate.

Dude the whore house has closed down maybe I’ll just go have a meaty bite growl

by Big Sword August 16, 2018

Mently

being fucking retarded to the point where you seem sped (a recipient of special needs education)

Bro you got damn 45%? You're fucking mently.

by mentlyboi May 24, 2019

meatlocker

Basically its a vagina, if you put it together in your head it makes sense. Ask yourself the question, what locks meat?

I am going to punch her in her meatlocker tonight.

by blademaster21212 February 28, 2008

Meaty Petey

A male with an exceptionally high meat-to-bone body ratio. May be fairly short and hard to push over.

Jesus Christ- look at that stocky little fucker over there- what a Meaty Petey!!!

by Wilson U Devil May 12, 2006