Duncan Maguire 

All Duncan Maguire’s are blokes with massive cocks and who are chick magnets. I can tell you they ain’t afraid to have a wee giggle with the lads and lassies

No way is that DJ big cock “Duncan Maguire”

Duncan Maguire by DJBADBOI April 14, 2020

Tobey Maguire 

literally the most overrated actor/spider man, just bc he's in ur childhood dosen't mean he's the best

person a: "tobey maguire is the best"
me: "shut yo biased ass up bitch"

Tobey Maguire by annieisagamingodess April 16, 2022

Martie Maguire

Member of the three part girl band the Dixie Chicks, she plays fiddle and mandolin, and is the sister of Emily Robison another member of the band.

Martie Maguire and the Dixie Chicks are great

Martie Maguire by Lumasi December 26, 2007

McGuired 

Getting so high that you believe you're a dinosaur, usually a stegosaurus. Most people that believe this have, or will have severe mental problems.

Relates back to a story about how stegosaurus used to be so dumb thousands would fall off a cliff until there was a slope of corpses so they could get down the cliff safely, even then they still jumped off. Unfortunately they were to stupid to go around the cliff.

Also relates to philosopher Brandon R. McGuire who argued that stegosaurses mainly ate a diet of marijuana thus deeming why they had a brain the size of a walnut and stupidly died by the thousands.

"that pot McGuired him badly"

McGuired by StegoMaster October 27, 2009

Maguired 

The act of cumming when you stumble upon a child

Dude when I saw that kid I kind of Maguired a little.

Maguired by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 16, 2018

Maguired 

The act of cumming when a child is present

Dude I Maguired when I saw those kids.

Maguired by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 16, 2018

Maguire 

the last name of the King Chris Maguire, a footballer for Sunderland AFC.

he scores goals for fun and even bagged a hattrick in a 3-1 win at home against the mighty AFC Wimbledon

Chris Maguire is the king

Maguire by h moment September 5, 2019