Masturbation Math

Mental calculation performed prior to an event or "hectic time" in which you try to determine the next opportunity you will have to masturbate.

I did the masturbation math...I leave tomorrow and I know I'll be bunking with a friend. If I don't masturbate tonight, I'll have to wait 8 days until I get home from vacation.

by Dirty Band-Aid September 3, 2010

masturbation

an activity that every man has participated in.

You're into masturbation so why do you deny it?

by it's like shaving March 29, 2010

Masturbation Piece

A specific collage of porn images and video which are perfectly arranged on one or more computer screens in order to achieve masturbatory perfection.

"My most recent creation had two looped video clips and four different images on two monitors. Each video was centered on its own monitor and was bordered by two images. Clips were edited to eliminate all chances of a misfire, and images were cropped to remove any useless sections. It was a dual monitor full screen utilization Masturbation Piece."

by smith master January 28, 2010

masturbation

pleasure acquired from the act of touching ones own privates.

text message
female: have you ever had masturbation frustration?

male: stoking my penis..
female: palming my clit naked on my bed. my legs are open.
male: good girl. how would you treat my johnny if you were here?
female: i'd suck you dry...

male: ooo? then you deserve a palm job till you squirt.
female: mm i like your big hands.

by naughtygirl November 18, 2013

Masturbation

One of the greatest joys in life. Discovered (hopefully) when you go through puberty.

Andrew Dice Clay: Masturbation is king. Oh yeah, you know it, I know it so who are we bullshittin'?

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Masturbation

The Sole Purpose Of Myspace Pictures

I pulled up Jennies myspace and worked on my masturbation

by calikid December 14, 2008

masturbation for girls

the way a girl can stimulate your body

so ive taught myself something over the year and a half ive been masturbating. a good way to do this is fill a water bottle up all the way, put the lid on then poke a hole in the top. strip down and place the water bottles top or you vigina. move the water bottle up and down and the water will stimulate you.

another good trick ive learned is taking an old teddy bear that has a hard nose, and push that up against your vigina. one more good thing is taking the shower head (must be one you can take off the wall) turn the water on, and move up and down.
all of these tricks should send AMAZING vibes to your body

so good luck with these tricks for masturbation for girls.

by beachgirl June 16, 2009