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A man commonly going by the name, "Marty ". Ethereal, is a common way to describe him, as he is out of this freaking world. He does things on a whim and keeps his head in the clouds while he blows clouds. He smokes more than any human can known to man and could easily self propel and take off in a hot air balloon if a canopy of nylon was placed over his head. He will, "blow your head off" during a smoke sesh. He is the dopest smoke you'll ever blow. if you're his girl, you will find yourself in another dimension.
Up, up, up and away, the Martian wont come down for days. Hes so out of place in anywhere but space. The martian gives you jetleg every time you spend time with him.
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Get the Martian mug.A man commonly going by the name, "Marty ". Ethereal, is a common way to describe him, as he is out of this freaking world. He does things on a whim and keeps his head in the clouds while he blows clouds. He smokes more than any human can known to man and could easily self propel and take off in a hot air balloon if a canopy of nylon was placed over his head. He will, "blow your head off" during a smoke sesh. He is the dopest smoke you'll ever blow. if you're his girl, you will find yourself in another dimension.
Up, up, up and away, the Martian wont come down for days. Hes so out of place in anywhere but space. The martian gives you jetleg every time you spend time with him.
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volume in a bouldering session. The Martingale is only used during bouldering problems, and was created by MartinGale himself circa 1990.
volume in a bouldering session. The Martingale is only used during bouldering problems, and was created by MartinGale himself circa 1990.
Holy hell, he just martingaled during that bouldering problem?? That was a 9a V17. Did you see how he draped his camel jockey across the volume?? I am in utter disbelief
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