A brain infection that causes a person suffering from it to be physically incapable of admitting a mistake. Saying phrases such as "I was wrong" or "I must have misremembered" create an acute sensation of pain, so the sufferer will do everything they can to avoid speaking those words. A common symptom is the invention of fanciful theories about a Parallel Universe and/or Time Travel to explain away memory lapses. This is a communicable disease. As of yet a cure has not been discovered, though taking a break from one's smart phone and/or computer and taking a walk outside does seem to soften the severity of the symptoms somewhat.
Billy: Yo, what's up with Jimmy? Have you noticed that he can never admit when he's wrong about something, even when it's super obvious?
Zachariah: Don't be too hard on him, Billy, he has the Mandela Effect. His brain is all messed up.
Billy: Ouch, poor bastard! I guess I'm going to have to avoid him until he gets better -- the last thing I need right now is to catch that too.
Zachariah: Smart idea.
Zachariah: Don't be too hard on him, Billy, he has the Mandela Effect. His brain is all messed up.
Billy: Ouch, poor bastard! I guess I'm going to have to avoid him until he gets better -- the last thing I need right now is to catch that too.
Zachariah: Smart idea.
by Brain from Terra Incognita January 5, 2017
Get the Mandela Effect mug.Pronounced "Man-zel", this young unsuspecting male is relentlessly hunted by older cougars. Interestingly enough, unlike elusive prey in the wild, the MANZEL is decidedly easy to trap and slaughter.
Hot Older Woman #1: "Look at that innocent young man drinking with his buddies. I'm going hunting for some manzel meat." <licks her lips>
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Young Man #1: "Look at that those cougars over at the bar! I think I have a chance with the hot one, she keeps eye-balling me and licking her lips!"
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Young Man #1: "Look at that those cougars over at the bar! I think I have a chance with the hot one, she keeps eye-balling me and licking her lips!"
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cute, the best guy friend you can have. he usually plays a sport like football or baseball. he is just one of those people who you can't ever forget. usually has a big butt for a dude. but he will stick by you no matter what. :)
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In the UK MDMA is often referred to as 'Mandy'. After a while instead of 'Mandy' the term 'Mandela' was used. Hence the term Nelson Mandela was born.
In the UK MDMA is often referred to as 'Mandy'. After a while instead of 'Mandy' the term 'Mandela' was used. Hence the term Nelson Mandela was born.
'Alright mate, wanna buy any Charly?'
'Nah not tonight bruv I'd rather get on the Nelson'
'Nelson?'
'Yeah you know Nelson Mandela! Mandy! MDMA!'
'Nah not tonight bruv I'd rather get on the Nelson'
'Nelson?'
'Yeah you know Nelson Mandela! Mandy! MDMA!'
by C4Jnr August 5, 2017
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by Jeff February 15, 2005
Get the Free Mandela mug.The act of 'spanking the monkey'. Masturbating. Choking the chicken. Mexican lingo to refer to masturbation. Manuela is derived or compossed from the word 'mano' or hand. Also known as 'handy'. Manuela, from the pronunciation of manual, mano, manuelear, 'to give a manual job'.
Ex: "Ya vas otra vez a la cita con Manuela". "There you go again on a date with Manuela" or "manuela no me dejo dormir anoche", "manuela didn't let me sleep last night". or, "manuela me entiende mejor que nadie" , "manuela undestands me better than anyone"... or "Esa vieja esta tan fea que preferiria manuelearme".. "that chick is so ugly that I'd rather 'manuelearme'".
by SHAMUKO June 5, 2007
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