Maldonado

The best Mario Kart player ever. The best looking guy in his school and smartest guy in his school. A good dancer, a loyal boyfriend or husband, can double wall backflip and is amazing at BMX. He is also very generous. He can also be quite kind at times but don't get on his bad side.

David: You're so good at everything, you're such a Maldonado.
Antoine: I know, I should change my name.

by KING DT November 7, 2018

Malfoy

Someone who exhibits qualities befitting of a Malfoy. For example, taking objects that do not belong to ones self, behaving obnoxiously. Malfoy can also be used as a name to call someone in a stressful situation.

ex: "omg give me my mints back, you're such a malfoy!"

"how's it goin' malfoy?"

"malfoy!! please help me!"

by malfoy:) April 29, 2010

Draco Malfoy

A character in Harry Potter who suffers from devilishly handsome good looks and amazingly passionate hatred (and secret gay love) for Harry Potter (who is always depressed not because of the dementors but because I instead have captured Deraco's evil Slytherin heart with my sexy butt under my robes and sensual wand wazing.)

Draco Malfoy: I'm hot, I am a wizard, and I will let you in my Chamber of Secrets anyday.
S: *swoon*
Draco: Oh, are you swooning over my Deathly Hallow?
S: *swoon*
Draco: Oh, don't be flabberghasted by my Sorcerer's Stone

by S<3Draco April 22, 2009

Joe Madson

A big faggot with a tiny dick

Look at that basketball coach crouching on the sideline with the tiny dick, he is such a Joe Madson

by Vincent Busey 1 March 6, 2011

Maison

means "house" in french, but is the most beautiful girl evarr... amazing in every aspect, and in every way.. i couldnt ask for anything better. shes gonna flip when she sees this on here. xD

person 1: "dudeee, i cant find one flaw in this chick, its like shes perfect!"

person 2: " she must be a maison.."

by that guy that says "woahh" July 20, 2011

maldo

n - a short little man with a severe napolean complex. Often marked by some or all of the following, but not limited to, treetrunk-like legs, a spick stache, original sayings (ex. he's a hotdog), and sick hockey skills.

"Yo, that guy is such a maldo!"
or
"Eat your vegetables so you won't be a maldo when you grow up!"

by Greg Gregory May 13, 2005

Draco Malfoy

that hot thang from the Harry Potter books. Thank you JK Rowling!!!

Ash: I have a confession to make.

Nip: Yeah?.. Go on..

Ash: I'm obsessed with a guy who doesn't even exist!!!

Nip: Really? Er.. and who is that guy?

Ash: DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-o

Nip: /:)

by ash loves choco April 3, 2008