S<3Draco's definitions

Draco Malfoy

A character in Harry Potter who suffers from devilishly handsome good looks and amazingly passionate hatred (and secret gay love) for Harry Potter (who is always depressed not because of the dementors but because I instead have captured Deraco's evil Slytherin heart with my sexy butt under my robes and sensual wand wazing.)

Draco Malfoy: I'm hot, I am a wizard, and I will let you in my Chamber of Secrets anyday.
S: *swoon*
Draco: Oh, are you swooning over my Deathly Hallow?
S: *swoon*
Draco: Oh, don't be flabberghasted by my Sorcerer's Stone

by S<3Draco April 22, 2009