Malachi

Malachi is someone that beats Kelly at everything.

Malachi just wins every time!

by Kelly Kern June 4, 2020

dirty malachy

Like a dirty Sanchez but for worse with increasing levels of depravity depending on how many people in the room are protestants.

That night was messy, like a dirty Malachy in an Anglican dance hall

by malandjohn March 31, 2020

Malachi Clark

Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.

Malachi Clark is the CEO of Racism.

by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019