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dick magician

A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.
I don't know how that dick magician managed to make his dick appear in my vagina.
by Call me Richard January 9, 2017
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maggie

A girl who doesn't trust or fall in love easily. (CAUTION: if you are lucky enough to have her fall for you, she has a soft heart that is easily hurt. Be good to her.) She can be confusing, but only needs you to tell her and things will clear up. She can be beautiful inside and out. Her spirit draws you to her like a magnet. Once you know her, everyday is new. You can never be sure that you know everything about her.
Man, you are so lucky to have a girl like maggie.
by iamforgiven June 25, 2008
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magical pen

a utensil to which is used to smoke the great snowflakes, also known as a pipe, it is a code name so you dont get to busted when you want to exchange them or such
hey man, lemme take a hit out of your magical pen
by Snowflake Master Daniel May 10, 2009
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Maggie

she is a beautiful kind person who loves to have fun but knows when to stop. She loves being with big crowds but also being alone. she loves everyone and everyone loves her. Shes always there for you and won't stop trying to make you happy. she loves to help and well always help no matter what the issue. she is an amazing person even though you may not be able to see it. If you have a Maggie in your life keep her forever because you won't wanna lose a person like this.
Maggie's well be here forever or as long as you need them...
by arealmaggie:) June 30, 2011
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magic dirt theory

The idea that where a person lives determines their behavior, when in reality it's the people who live in a given location that determine if said location is safe or not.
Liberals sure believe in the magic dirt theory--they think that if they move DeShawn out of the ghetto and into the rich white suburbs, he'll suddenly be a good student and make something of himself.
by AntiPCWoman June 16, 2016
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The Magic Wand

While wearing a wizard hat and you're about to cum you say, "Abracadabra," then tap her on the head with your dick twice, and blow your load in her face. After your finished you politely say, "Your wish has been granted."
After a legendary day of LARPing, I went home and gave your sister one wish from the magic wand.
by TripC & Ty. July 4, 2009
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Magicant

Earthbound Zero/Mother: Queen Mary's subconcience

Earthbound/Mother 2: Ness's subconcience
Earthbound Zero/Mother: In magicant everyone is your friend.

Earthbound/Mother2: Magicant was born from your mind and all of your thoughts of good, evil, beauty, and sorrow.
by Earthbound Espeon May 14, 2003
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