misticriver

Community around iRiver products.

The newbie floats down the MisticRiver

by Idiotsynkracy May 22, 2005

mystified

to be confused or puzzled

i am so mystified as to why she is with that fugly a*$ mother f*@$er

by sofa king cool May 24, 2006

Mystique

A character from the popular Marvel comic book series and films X-Men. Mystique has the ability to change her appearence and voice to match that of any other person.

She works for Magneto, leader of the Brotherhood of Mutants, the main antagonists of the series. When not in the forms of other people she is a naked blue-skinned woman with red hair.

Born as Raven Darkholme, she shed her "slave name" and now calls herself Mystique

She was portrayed by Rebecca Romijn in the movies.

Her mutant power is the ability of shapeshifting, being able to turn into anyone. Mystique assumes all physical attributes of those she is mimicing including finger prints, retinal patterns and she can shift her vocal cords to match their voice. She cannot replicate powers of people she copies. Her mutation also slows her aging process. Mystique is an extremely skilled hand to hand combatant and also highly proficient with a wide variety of weaponry. She is also a brilliant tactician and stratagist.

by Fynmarr February 27, 2010

sado-mastication

The fixation or propensity to beat your food before or during eating it.

Sarah: Hey Marty I brought you home a cheeseburger.

Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!

While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!

by donkey shave January 30, 2010

masticate

from the latin verb "masticare"; To chew as in food.
This is also a pun on the word masturbate, which makes it a great conversation starter.

In our society, families gather around a table three times a day and masticate together.

by Masterwinks December 28, 2005

masticate

1. To chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)
2. Sounds close to wordMasturbate/word (good for puns)

"I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night."

"woah thats impressive"

*spits out food*

by wen January 3, 2003

Mystica

A fineass female with a nice ass , loves cookies, sex in the rain ,dogs, and she one not to mess with. Mystica will blow your mind but watch dont get on bad side. Likes party and dance amazingly beautiful and sexy

"It no party like a mystica party , sex, big booty, drinking, and lots of fun

by Ethan2443 January 13, 2019