Milking a fart

When you hold in a fart for an extended period of time so when it is released it stinks way more.

Milking a fart is a dubious act.

by Fart milker December 1, 2022

Milking press

When a woman does paizuri aka a tit fuck, on a man while holding his hands.

"Hey man, sorry I couldn't meet up last night; I was getting ready to go out, but Alex was in a mood when she returned from the office. She wanted to get my attention by showing me something, giving me a milking press till my legs gave out" "Wow, lucky you, bro, I couldn't imagine. Sounds romantic."

by Curare the defenestrator February 24, 2023

milking station

A lactation room in an office setting that offers female workers privacy for pumping their swollen teets. Sometimes referred to in a politically correct fashion as a Mothers Room.

Derek just told me their office just put in a Milking Station! I sure hope they had the foresight to put in a peephole.

by Donkeyboy32 September 22, 2023

milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023

milking (content)

When someone is refering to a person milking a situation, they are talking about that person talking about it too much.

Woah, you are really milking (content) this drama for all it's worth!

by Bum willy master August 20, 2024

Milking a Dead Cow

Exploiting a popular franchise, usually film or television, and adding so many new installments that relevance wanes and audiences lose interest

The original Land Before Time was awesome, but now they have so many sequels, it seems they are milking a dead cow, and they just get worse and worse."

by Wobstoor February 8, 2026

Milking around

“Milking around” refers to when someone has been socially absent for a long time, often engaged in suspicious activities they cannot disclose to others.

Elizabeth: I haven't seen Tony in a long time. I wonder what he's been up to.
Sebastian: He's probably milking around

by ExMil March 4, 2026