melon head

Suffering from a hangover. "Melon headed" is a variant.

I drank booze in excess last night and woke up this morning with a melon head.

by Texas Wordsmith October 20, 2013

Dukey Melon

Giant Shit that clogs ur toliet

My Dukey Melon clogged ur toliet it was big and smelly!

by Oli Loc April 25, 2007

Ya Melon

The only acceptable thing to say when your bff is being a fucking idiot.

"I just got my pillow stuck in the radiator."
"Ya melon."

by smeetron April 18, 2020

Mushy Melon

when you fuck someone with a limp dick.

I gave Gwen a mushy melon last night!

by turruhh November 11, 2010

Lava Melon

its like a water melon but filled with lava

That Lava Melon killed my family

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

Crude Melon's

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.

Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Melon Balling

The act of simluating sexual intercourse between your partner's breasts.

My girlfriend wasn't really in the mood last night, but threw me a bone and let me go melon balling.

by Belldemon July 7, 2006