Vagino-Mechanic

My girlfriend had some poon vomit in her drawers, so she's gotta see a vagino-mechanic for a check up.
by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010
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BEAST MECHANIC

A mechanic that can't be out mechanized

A savant in machinery

A craftsman mechanic

A gorilla with all the monkey wrenches
Double tap
The Beast mechanic out mechanized all the other mechanics Collectively working as a network.
by 0Honeybadger July 24, 2022
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Flesh mechanic

Another term for medical practitioners, allied health personnel and anyone really who deals with treating the human body
Steve: what are you going to study when you get to college?
Matt: i really like flesh mechanics.
by SubsonicV2 June 9, 2018
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Mechanical Pencil

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.
"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.
by Andrew676Runner December 9, 2012
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Mechanically Inclined

Something dumbshits say to try to sound like smartshits.
Shit 1: There's no way you can get that to work.
Shit 2: I can figure it out. I'm...mechanically inclined.
by Enginear September 24, 2018
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mechanical hamster

A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.
My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.
by Toastmold January 19, 2004
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Physics (Mechanical)

The study of the force, propulsion, tension, work, and energy conservation of shit down the toilet. Also deals with the: inertia, angular acceleration, and period of the turd when it circles and floats down the bowl. Then after that something that has to deal with thermodynamics and sewage.
That Physics (Mechanical) class is all kinds of confusing, isn't that what computers and Indian people are for?
by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayi January 17, 2011
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