Post Malone

To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.

It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.

by Audiblethought June 12, 2019

Stinky Malone

When you purposely walk into a certain area or room to fart.

Hey bro, I'm going to go Stinky Malone over by Shelby.

by Highschool DxD November 19, 2017

Post Malone

Post Malone is not a rapper.

Candy paint and Saint tropez are good songs tho

Have you heard of the rapper post malone?
He is not a rapper bitch

by Lisadepisa April 14, 2020

Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024

post maloned

To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.

"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."

by decoygrandma July 20, 2018

The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

Bugatti Malone

When you're too poor to afford a sex change so you get your boy Jose to chop off your penis.

That girl over there used to be a boy but got a bugatti malone.

by Datonekiduknow March 15, 2016