Lump of Wind

A spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf!

Oh, really? DO YOU THINK SO?! You spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf! You lump of Wind, you witless, unwiped, panderly puke-stocking!

by [e-mail] July 2, 2019

Comorbiditous Lump

An overweight, has-been, male actor with a drama-queen attitude.

You are a lying like the comorbiditous lump you are.

by 1337noname September 24, 2020

curiosity lump

When a dog is anticipating, curious or concerned about something, so the cheek/lips at the end of their snout puff out like lumps. More noticeable in short-hair dogs.

“Auggie has a curiosity lump!”

by WaukeshaPlap November 5, 2021

scrotal lumps

A way of life; the proper way of life

Yeah man my life has been pretty scrotal lumps recently

by m e m e.mp3 November 24, 2018

breast lump

A lump which is on the titty.

"My breast lumps are kicking in!" shouted Jessica

by Yeetnation May 11, 2020

Dump a Lump

1. To shit; The act of shitting

Variations:

Dump Lumps

Yo bro I'll be right back I have to dump a lump.

I have to dump lumps right now.

by Ruppthritis June 15, 2011

chair lump

Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.

That librarian is a chair lump.

by pshermanwallabyway April 28, 2010