Los Angeles Clippers

The biggest joke of the NBA. They signed Kawhi Leonard and PG13 and blew a 3-1 lead to the denver nuggets and blowing 4 10+ point leads in a row. They have dirty players and no talent. Now Doc Rivers is gonna get fired and the Clippers will never make it past the second round. Playoff P is the biggest choker in the game.

Hey do you think the Los Angeles Clippers will win a title soon?

Nah, they're the biggest chokers in the league.

Los Angeles Clippers by sportfanatic9 September 15, 2020

Los angeles ground ape 

A black person native to los angeles

also known as laga

Tom: Dude, just saw me a nigger
Brad: You saw you one of them Los angeles ground apes?

Los angeles ground ape by inwitit April 22, 2011

Los Angeles Smog Pump 

When a woman gives a wet handjob on the top floor of a sky scraper in LA and finishes him over the edge.

Debbie gave Brad a Los Angeles smog pump 2 times last week and once today, the aftermath landed on 6 people!!!

Los Angeles Smog Pump by transamguy December 17, 2012

Los Angeles Kers

New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.

L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?

Los Angeles Kers by Boxcar Bob February 18, 2014

Los Angeles Clippers

A Los Angeles team in Basketball under the head Coach Doc Rivers and usually a very good team and they always rob the Lakers with good players

The Clippers robbed the Lakers

Los Angeles Clippers

Los Angeles Clippers by ImWindz February 20, 2020

Los Angeles Scream 

A designated time (usually 11pm) in what district or neighborhood you are in LA country where the people collectively scream for a few seconds to relieve stress, promote solidarity, and humor. Also invented to annoy transplants to the city.
It shares its roots in the College/University “scream nights”, which is the first night before finals week where all dorm students collectively scream into the void.

Why the fuck is everyone screaming when I go to bed?

“Oh that’s the Los Angeles Scream. It blows off steam. Cheaper than therapy.”

Los Angeles Scream by Miasma39 September 22, 2020

Los Angeles Cafe 

Los Angles Cafe is a Group on roblox and Discord! It contains a variety of people. The Holder of the Group is Nikita, to see about him say !urban Nikita.

LAC Worker: Hello, do you want some drinks?

Customer: Yes, I'll have a green tea!

LAC Worker: Here you go. Anything else?
Customer: No thanks!

LAC Worker: Make sure to come on down to Los Angeles Cafe for food!

Los Angeles Cafe by Spyhf June 20, 2021