lobsta livin

living the good life

"i just got a OZ...for the next week we lobsta livin"

by billyP01 September 5, 2007

lobster skin

a girl that tries to tan all the time but cant and ends up getting sunburned all the time

you're such a lobster skin! you keep trying to tan you're going to get skin cancer

by joe725 September 22, 2006

looks away

when you tell a lie, or want to make someone feel better about themselves, and you dont want it to be obvious. often used humorously.

(to a balding man) hey jackson, good hair! *looks away*

(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*

(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*

(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*

(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*

by AverageSizedPeter March 8, 2009

lobstered

To be sunburnt; to be exposed to so much sun that you end up looking like a lobster; to have blistering red skin;

It was so hot yesterday, I was lobstered!!

by Belinda Vere August 6, 2007

Red lobster

To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.

OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.

by Jsr95 May 13, 2018

lolbster

Lol, crustacean mode!

Dude: What's that disease called when you look young your whole life?
Guy: Ummm, infant death..
Dude: lolbster!!

by The Lolcano October 1, 2007

lobster whore

A woman (usually a less than attractive gold digger type) who sits at the bar in an upscale restaurant for hours nursing a glass of cheap chardonnay until one of the drunk but affluent customers to invites her to his table to join him for dinner. She then orders the most expensive item on the menu – usually a two-pound lobster. This term was coined at the Palm in New York in the 1980s.

"I'm not setting foot in this place again until the management decides to run out these lobster whores."

by Boston Freckler September 22, 2007