Tadpole Launch

Violently stimulating your member, the momentum building, you feel them swimming up you, their momentum building. You’re volatile. Any little movement could send you over the edge and your little guys flying into the abyss (the corner of your bed that you don’t sleep on)

God, people say Amanda is eating too much and getting too big and that’s she’s ugly, but as I watch her devour her eighth chocolate bar in 10 minutes, I’m titillated. Nipples…turgid, lower member…erect, goop sack…swollen. GOD I NEED TO EXCUSE MYSELF TO THE BATHROOM SO I CAN TADPOLE LAUNCH TO HER VSCO

by Prolapseboiii November 3, 2023

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tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.

"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."

by zammy zammersonian February 4, 2010

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food-a-lanche

Derived from the word avalanche, a food-a-lanche is what happens when someone opens the door to a refrigerator and food containers tumble out onto the floor. This situation commonly arises when a refrigerator is packed full and items have been carelessly stacked.

I went to get a fresh beer, and when I opened the fridge, *BAM* I was caught in a food-a-lanche. A jar of pickles bounced off my toe, and I had to pick up a bunch of ketchup packets and leftovers. One of these days I've gotta rearrange all the stuff on the top shelf.

by hipsterbeyotch March 4, 2012

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