Lurkin’ Log

when you intentionally don’t flush your shit in someone else’s toilet

“it’s going to be so funny when tommy finds my lurkin’ log when he uses the bathroom next

by lineage47 September 3, 2021

Hollow as log

When someone is either on opposite side of positively intelligent spectrum or superficial,shallow.

-Ex.1-
Guy 1: So how is looking for a job going?Or did you decide to take up some other college?
Guy 2: Nah bro,don't you see? I work out! I'm gonna be so macho and get all the girls !
Guy 1: Oh man,I swear that since you've hit the gym,you've become hollow as log!
-Ex.2-
Guy 1:Woah,that chick looks so fine!
Guy 2:Don't even bother,I tried to lead some deeper conversation with her,but she is hollow as log.
Guy 1: I guess that means her hollowness is to be filled another way...if you know what I mean.
Guy 2: Hahaha , yeah,sadly she is that type of girl.
-Other Examples-
People from reality shows,gold diggers,people with beauty but no brain,people with no values or purpose,extremely judgemental people...

by yelpi September 20, 2016

lincoln log

poop...TURNED TO STONE

Alex dropped a lincoln log so hard that the plumbers had to come.

by wen boi M!0 May 28, 2017

Snap a log

When one is defecating and proceeds to inadvertently sever their waste usually causing a high degree of cleanup to be required, normally involving a large amount of toilet paper.

Person 1: “Don't take too long in the bathroom, man.”
Person 2: “I'll try not to. Wouldn't want to snap a log.”

by trentsteele April 30, 2014

lobby log

When traveling with your wife and staying in a hotel, the man is not allowed to shit in the hotel room bathroom. This international law applies even if she is not in the room at the time the man does his bidness.

Marrie: Herbie, I came back from my spa appointment and was fouled by what I thought to be a crowd clearer. I did some deuce diligence to learn that you capped in our hotel room toilet.

Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.

by the comand'r May 28, 2023

Leroy Logging

Going out for a huge night drinking Guinness, then waking up and laying a big black turd in your girlfriend's handbag

DeShawn, don't get me any more Guinness!! You know I can't stop myself Leroy Logging!

Dwayne! Get your stinky ass over here, look me in the eye and tell me you weren't Leroy Logging this morning!!!

by Maddog Morgo June 23, 2011

toilet log

a long piece of crap usually three or four feet long...it usually smells.

"Wow that toilet log hurt like crazy!"

by Brutal December 4, 2004