Boone's Leaks

The unbearable yet inevitable urge to take a leak after binge drinking a bottle of Boone's wine-like beverages
Megan's taking a piss, she chugged down a bottle of Boone's Sun Peak Peach and got a bad case of the Boone's Leaks.
by meaganvd February 23, 2011
mugGet the Boone's Leaksmug.

freak a leaks

A term started by the SMS to describe chicks they do not err approve of. Has since be mocked by bike-sexuals through out the years.
What a freak a leaks, i bet she can not even say massage correctly.
by Ali McDoogle March 15, 2009
mugGet the freak a leaksmug.

Wal-Mart is leaking

An expression of disdain exchanged in whispered tones when the type of toothless, obese, meth-addicted, inbred, poverty-stricken, trailer trash that normally shops at Wal-Mart is spotted in a higher-class establishment nearby.
"I was shopping at Target today and some mouth-breather was rummaging through the Garth Brooks CD's while her unwashed rug rats tore the store apart. I think Wal-Mart is leaking."
by CambAngst July 2, 2007
mugGet the Wal-Mart is leakingmug.

Slow gas leak

A stupid, souless, materialistically obsessed shell of a woman who, although physically attractive, possesses a personality as interesting as watching paint dry.

Usually accompanied by and annoying fake high pitch voice which makes you want to stab your own ear drums out with a HB no.2 pencil.
Mark: "So bro how was your date last night?"

Johnny: "Meh, she was hot but man that bitch was a slow gas leak forsure."

Mark: "Bummer."
by Sheap July 26, 2011
mugGet the Slow gas leakmug.

leaks like a sieve

phrase commonly used to say that something is leaking profusely when it is not supposed to leak at all. A sieve is a wire mesh or perforated metal utensil used for straining or sifting. Therefore anything that is leaking like a sieve is not holding water at all.
I have tons of water damage from the rain. My roof leaks like a sieve.
by Joe Sausage July 13, 2005
mugGet the leaks like a sievemug.

Leaking Mobile Home

The action of cumming in a homeless woman, and while she is cleaning your nut out, you run away with her tent.
Friend: How’d you get that sweet ass tent?
You: I pulled off a leaking mobile home!
by Lil weenr November 30, 2022
mugGet the Leaking Mobile Homemug.

Anal Seapage Leak

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.
*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*
by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010
mugGet the Anal Seapage Leakmug.

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