F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P

fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long

by symptomsarekey December 23, 2021

J.O.M.L

Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.

1. Claudia is so fine I am going to put her in my JOML and save her for later.

by Debonovich January 10, 2005

L.T.M.

1. Abbr. for "Live Through Me"
2. 21st century alternative to R.I.P. Especially used when an individual died violently, the assumption being that one cannot rest in peace if they did not die in peace.

L.T.M., to all my homies that passed away.

by The Frugie September 25, 2006

M.L.G

Mega Lack of Girlfriend

M.L.G.
Adult babies, cry a lot when they lose, live on their mother's basement, Drink Mountain Dew, Eat doritos, Sleep with a dakimakura AND ruin your gameplay experience on many games specially Halo.

EX:

Hapygamer: Yay we won!
MLG: lol what a noob could have 420 noscoped you any time
Hapygamer: Execuse me what?
MLG: 1v1 me faggot, i'll make you life a living hell. I have a 5.0 KD and give my own brain shocks so i have an enhaced reflex and i'll kick your ass the shit out of here. Your dead kiddo.
Hapygamer disconnected.
MLG: Lol hes got pissed, back to my dakimakura...

by Kekab January 12, 2015

L A M P

Moth are attracted to lamp, even though it can kill them

Moth: I want some L A M P
Moth 2: Me too.. L A M P
Moth herd: L A M P

by Purewaterdrinking October 1, 2018

F.M.L.Y.H.M.

Fuck me like you hate me. Also a Seether song.

Jack: Hey Jill why don't you F.M.L.Y.H.M.!
Jill: Sounds like fun!

And so happened all night.

by Chance Eastham December 9, 2007

F.M.L.

"fuck my life" - said as an interjection to express discontent with events in one's life.

"I have to read 5 novels this summer for school. On MY vacation. F.M.L."

by jd9318 August 11, 2008