M.L.G 

Mega Lack of Girlfriend

M.L.G.
Adult babies, cry a lot when they lose, live on their mother's basement, Drink Mountain Dew, Eat doritos, Sleep with a dakimakura AND ruin your gameplay experience on many games specially Halo.

EX:

Hapygamer: Yay we won!
MLG: lol what a noob could have 420 noscoped you any time
Hapygamer: Execuse me what?
MLG: 1v1 me faggot, i'll make you life a living hell. I have a 5.0 KD and give my own brain shocks so i have an enhaced reflex and i'll kick your ass the shit out of here. Your dead kiddo.
Hapygamer disconnected.
MLG: Lol hes got pissed, back to my dakimakura...

M.L.G by Kekab January 12, 2015

M.L.G 

Acronym for "My Life is Gaming";
a term profusely used by 10 year old Xbox players, to show how 'amazing' they are at a very short lived and degraded game. Not to be confused with MLG, which is a term reserved for actually skilled players.

You "I just got a 2 KD ratio on MW2! I'm gonna go M.L.G!"
Friend "Everyone plays Black Ops now..."

PC Gamer (Still on CS:S and TF2)

M.L.G by Professional Gamer October 31, 2010

M.I.M.L.G.I.T 

An acronym meaning "Mother I'd Most Likely Give It To" to replace the extremely over-used,played out and vulgar M.I.L.F

Pronounced Mim-el-get

From the timeless classic "The M.I.M.L.G.I.T Song" written and performed by John Butor and Jerry Hughes

Lyrics:

Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me

(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me

(Chorus)

I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do

(Chorus)

M.I.M.L.G.I.T by Richard Fuckingham May 13, 2011

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. by anonymous September 20, 2021

L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O

Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.

person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle
person2: L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O.

L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O by Deans_babi_gurl September 9, 2005

G.L.M. 

Good Lord Ma'am - Uttered when an unusually attractive female passes by.

Anne walked passed the boys in her tight dress and Rick said, "G.L.M.!" to Steve.

G.L.M. by Bertol 1 July 9, 2010

M.L.B.E.G

YOLO in Swedish "Man lever bara en gång" FYI... (for your information) YOLO means "you only live once"

Me- Do you want to try to put a firework up you'r but? Friend- No!!! Me- M.L.B.E.G (Man lever bara en gång)

M.L.B.E.G by Marabou July 19, 2012