KERMIT SEWER SLIDE

a fucking dead meme that is overused and needs to be stopped and i swear if i see it on Instagram again than i will go commit suicide.

go KERMIT SEWER SLIDE.

by killern838 October 29, 2018

kermit

A green coloured alcoholic beverage, that is only known and drunk by an elite few, only these know the sacred ingredients to this unique brew. No night out can be taken to the next level without starting with at least 3 Kermits, after this, your memories may be slightly impaired but you know you had a great night, simply because you drunk Kermits.

Average Guy "What do you want to drink, im getting a pint in!"
Kermit Drinker "A pint! Ha, obviously you don't plan on having a real night out, get me a Kermit and a DVRB"
Average Guy "What????"
Kermit Drinker "Never mind, just go home! You obviously aren't harcore!"

by King of Kermits December 14, 2008

Kermit

A boy named Trevor.

Trev, we're calling you Kermit from now on.

by Walgreensssssss December 15, 2010

Kermit the Frog Wart Snort

When a male is giving a female with genital warts oral pleasure, and he inhales very deeply.

Last night me and heather were together and I gave her a Kermit the Frog Wart Snort. She loved it.

by ZZZ4693ZZZ October 30, 2007

Doin' the kermit

The act of fingering a girls bumhole whilst recieving oral sex

Dude 1: man I got so nasty with this girl last night!
Dude 2: oh man sweet!! Details!!
Dude 1: well she was sucking my thang and we got so into it, we ended up doin' the kermit!! Look smell!
(thrusts fingers under friends nose)

by Pez and Jonnie January 7, 2010

Kermit

The father of a sexy child named abdi and a sexy frog himself kermit is one to be respected by the gods himself and his child abdi is said to be just as sexy as himself

Do you know kermit

by The kermit expert May 6, 2018

Kermithewaffle

When your not really annoying but just enough to make people dislike you

Oh jeez I think I was being a bit kermithewaffle today because dingus yelled at me

by Discordisboring May 3, 2021