Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.
YUP. (*--*) WHAT?
YUP. (*--*) WHAT?
Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.
But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.
But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.
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Get the donkey knocker mug.1. A person, usually a male homosexual, who grabs or brushes up against the genitalia of men, in a playful or sexual way.
2. A woman who pleasures a man with her knockers, usually followed by having him ejaculate on her breasts and/or face.
2. A woman who pleasures a man with her knockers, usually followed by having him ejaculate on her breasts and/or face.
1. That guy Jay grabbed Brodie's and TS's cock in Mallrats. What a cock-knocker.
2. Did you see that porno where Savannah cock-knocked a guy and he came all over her tits?
2. Did you see that porno where Savannah cock-knocked a guy and he came all over her tits?
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Get the cod knocker mug.n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
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2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.
Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.
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