Kevin Friday

When you have Friday off and start drinking on Thursday like it’s Friday

1: Dude why are you up at 2am on a Thursday?
2: Because it’s Kevin Friday bro raaaaaaaaage

by Cucumberlover76 August 5, 2022

krusty kevin

The act of passing out immediately after jerking off to sex act descriptions on urban dictionary.

What happened to that guy?

He passed out after jerking off to the urban dictionary definition of truffle butter without wiping off. He's going to be one krusty kevin in the morning.

by bigswingingd September 14, 2016

office kevin

Any newly promoted person to a supervisory position who wears a sweat stained lanyard with his badge on it accompanied by a button up shirt two sizes to small and who smells of Chile Cheese Fritos.

I found Office Kevins lanyard next to the snack machine.

by Humkay July 26, 2018

St Kevin's College

A school located in Toorak, making it swanky enough.
Most of the boys have brown haired mullets and mums that drive $200,000 four wheel drives.

Don't let the sports teacher go near you or he might teach you what an 'oral' is.

The boys are also pretty good at chanting on public transport.

boy 1: " oi did u hear about all those boys that were chanting sexist things on public transport?"

boy 2: " yeah they probably go to St kevin's college in toorak."

by dat rich kid from toorak bruv March 20, 2022

Kevin Durant

An act of joining the opposite party, team, group or organization for the sake of one's own benefit. Originates from the American basketball player, Kevin Durant of the Golden State Warriors, who is most famously known switching teams to gain an NBA title.

Greg: "This team sucks!"
John: "I know, im gonna go full Kevin Durant!"

by AcrynomC13 November 18, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is someone who is great at keeping relationships. His dark brown hair makes people jealous. He is extremely funny and sarcastic. He is mean sometimes, but can be a sweetheart. His eyes are wonderful and beautiful to look into. His gentle touch is irresistible. Kevin has the most amazing voice in the world. He also smells like Heaven. He is sweet and alluring. He is someone who i have completely fallen in love with, and a lot of people like him. When he touches you, you melt and when he looks into your eyes, or even just looks at you, you fall even more madly in love with him. He is the most amazing guy in the universe and he is my soul mate.

Her: Hey, my boyfriend is like your Kevin.

Me: Yeah, i have the best Kevin in the world.

by kandj0529 August 11, 2012

Kevin Cadogan

Guitarist for Third Eye Blind who played on and wrote music for their first two albums, was in the band from about 1993 to 2000. Soon after formed a band called Cousin Kevin, and now, after joining alt/pop-rock supergroup Radio Angel with drummer Eric Stock from Stroke 9, is exploring a solo career.

In other words: BADASS. The most amazing guitarist ever.

Check out the guitar solo on the extended version of "Red Summer Sun." "Narcolepsy" and "Wild and Forgotten" (solo song) are sick too. Kevin Cadogan can wail, man, but he has class.

by {~_~} October 17, 2008